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I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.


Then sex.

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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When I’m actually fucking high and someone sends me a long and complicated message:

allwereallyneedisweed:

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(Source: thewhimsyturtle)

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."

My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

FUCKING THIS THOUGH

(via clitfairy)

burninggreen:

Haha I’m dead

(Source: iraffiruse)

liftedandgiftedd:

i’m either that person that talks too much when they’re high or I’m that person that doesn’t talk at all when they’re high there is no in between

quevidamastriste:

Opposite day!

(Source: gugogif)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.