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neptunain:

legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

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